Lousy Smarch weather!



shutupaubrey:

i’m just a cool dad trapped inside the body of a teenage girl

(via pizza)

worldfamousprofessor:

spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”

contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?

moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”

(via pizza)

gardencherub:

what doesn’t kill you

leaves scars

ruins your lungs

dries out all your tears

leaves you lying awake at 4 in the morning

wishing you weren’t alive

(via themajesticunicorngirl)

dootzy:

this video will make your day better

(via suckit0rfuckit)